Market Street Railway, Part 2

Market Street Railway (Part 1 here) also restores the vintage cable cars that run San Francisco’s three cable routes. See the SF Cable Car site for details on those routes. Classic tourist shots of the cable cars include a car in front of 101 California, at the Powell Street turntable (Powell and Market), in Chinatown at California and Stockton, and at the top of Russian Hill on Hyde Street, with Alcatraz in the background (below).  

Hyde Street Cable Car  

A well-timed shot from high on California Street near the Mark Hopkins Hotel looking down into the financial district will impress friends back in Akron too. Mark Hopkins, incidentally, was a partner of Leland Stanford of the Central Pacific Railroad. Hopkins, C.P. Huntington, and Charles Crocker  had giant mansions on Nob Hill where the California Street line runs. If you live here these views, impressive as they are, get old. At  least photos of streetcars in the key locations do. Some more creative shooters catch cable cars cresting a hill backlit by a sunset.  

I like to shoot them at night. It’s easy with a tripod. The 2.5 second shot below is at the end of Powell Street, near Market. It’s sweet - if you can get the peds out of the way. Pick a cold windy night, as long as your tripod is heavy-duty.  

 California Gold Rush  

 I tried the same thing at the end of the California Street line, but the lighting there is flat and boring. Laura and I spiced that up with a big No. 3 flashbulb (screw base, not an M3) just out of sight at camera right, aimed forward to highlight the right side of the car (actually there’s two cable cars end to end here – below).  

California Street Cable Car  

The Powell Street turntable is also nice when it’s in motion. I’ve tried this with a flash at the end of the exposure, but prefer it with the ambient street light. 2 1/2 seconds at f/16:    

Powell Street cable car turntable  

I got my favorite shot of a cable car with a long (420 mm) lens looking up California Street from Market on a low-traffic night.  The laws of physics (optics) impose some tough limitations on this sort of shot. Creating the illusion of a really steep hill in the background requires a very long lens. I used the longest one my budget allowed,  420mm. Depth of field is a problem with a long lens, and I wanted Nob Hill, about a mile away, and the cable car both to be in focus. According to the nifty Depth of Field calculator program I wrote for my mobile phone, it was  impossible to get both in focus.   With the cable car about 200 feet away and an f/32 lens, it is impossible to get both in focus. I also wanted a shutter speed of 30 seconds or less to avoid image noise. In engineering terms, this problem is overconstrained - four equations in three unknowns – it can’t be solved, it can only be optimized. Or in the words of the great engineer Mick Jagger, you can’t always get what you want but if you’re sufficiently nerdy, you might get close.

California Street Cable CarFor my chosen ISO speed, f/22 was the smallest aperture I could use. The hyperfocal table for a 480mm lens told me that at f/22 I could focus out to about 300 feet and still get 200 feet in focus, so rather than focusing on the car I manually focused on something a bit farther away. As it turns out, the distant cars and their headlight trails on Nob Hill are still focused pretty well and the cable car is sharp. The first shot I took showed that the front of the cable car was way too dark. So flash it, right?  The problem there is that a wimpy electronic flash is good for only a few feet at f/22 and my chosen film speed of ISO 100, despite the optimistic claims of Canon and Nikon. I used the strongest portable lighting I owned, Sylvania No. 3 flashbulbs made in the 1960s. These single-use bulbs pop about 30 times brighter than an electronic flash. The 30 second exposure time left plenty of time to walk up to the car and flash it twice at close range.  

California Street cable car   

 Market Street Railway publishes a calendar every year with photos of the vintage streetcars. It sells in the SF Railway Museum at the south end of Ferry Plaza and in local stores. Most of their photos come from hobby photographers like you. Many of mine have appeared there over the years. I spoke with MSR’s president, Rick Laubscher, yesterday and he said they’ve made the photo submittal process painless. You merely post photos to the Market Street Railway Flickr Group and tag them with “msrcalendarsubmission.” Submitting quality work will help raise funds for MSR’s non-profit work preserving this fabulous historic fleet.

    

California and Stockton

California Street line at Stockton

The Market Street Railway

Market Street Railway is a volunteer-based organization dedicated to preserving historic rail transit in San Francisco. San Francisco Municipal Railway (Muni) owns the vintage cable cars and the streetcars you see on San Francisco’s F Line, but Market Street Railway volunteers are the passionate force behind restoration and preservation. Market Street Railway takes no government money at all, relying on volunteer labor, membership dues and private donations to care for the vintage cars that carry 40,000 riders a day.

Muni operates several dozen vintage streetcars. Most are PCCs (Presidents’ Conference Committee) and Peter Witt cars from Milan, Italy, but there are a few true rarities like the open-air boat tram and the unique San Francisco No. 1, both shown below.

No. 228 from Blackpool, England, “the boat tram,” runs on warm days summer through December.

 

Peter Witt Streetcar

Peter Witt car, built in Cleveland Ohio, operated in Milan Italy. Painted in the style used there during the 1920s.

 

952 Desire

From New Orleans, a streetcar named Desire.

 

1007

SF Muni car painted in the style of a Philadelphia Red Arrow that ran 1949-1982.

 

San Francisco #1

San Francisco No. 1, built in 1912, was the first publicly owned big city streetcar in the United States. It was built by W. L. Holman in San Francisco for $7,700 and originally ran on the A-Geary Line.

 

Transportation Modes 

Four second exposure (plus a #3 flashbulb in a Graflex reflector) of two Muni cars at Fisherman’s Wharf.

San Francisco Independence Day Parade

Independence DaySan Francisco loves to party. And we turn down hardly any excuse for a parade. It seems like parades happen on an almost weekly basis. Last week we had the gigantic Pride Parade. A few weeks earlier we had a parade at Market and O’Farrell by people supporting a current matter in Palestine. We’ve had quite a few anti-war parades this year too. The previous week there was a bicycle-oriented parade aimed at blocking access to gas stations owned by BP. Along those lines, on the last Friday of each month there is a giant bicycle parade with police escorts and all – Critical Mass.

In the interest of administrative efficiency, it seems San Francisco has streamlined the parade application process to the point where paraders like those in Critical Mass don’t bother with a parade permit. The SF police escort them as they block traffic – cars and mass transit busses idling for hours as the cyclers make a point about wasteful oil consumption. The parade is so popular that people drive in from distant suburbs with bicycles attached to their cars, park over by the ball park, and then pedal into the city for the big event.

But I digress desultorily. San Francisco loves a parade. This morning I recalled good times past - Hyatt laborers banging their drums for weeks, the 9-11 Truth for Peace gang, Stop US Israeli Genocide, Arab Queers Against Israeli Occupation, boycott Arizona, Immigrants Against Democracy, etc. I grabbed the 5DII and walked downtown to capture some of  the action:

San Francisco Independence Day

4th of July in San Francisco

Independence Day

Independence Day

San Francisco Independence Day

Independence Day in San Francisco

Te Kaha

Te KahaI like war. At least I prefer it to many alternatives including defenseless invasion of our borders, tyrants seeking world domination, and slavery. I think most people do – they just lie about it. As General Patton put it, “Americans love to fight… America loves a winner.” I disagree with Patton on centrality of infantry however. Foot soldiers fare much worse than those backed by high technology. War and technology make a great combination, and you whiney Barbara Lee followers in San Francisco owe your iPhones to it. I chuckle to see the peace activist’s tongue-tied efforts to form a rally cry without using the word fight.

I try to get out to see war technology whenever it’s in town. The crowds for this sort of thing are usually minimal in San Francisco. This week the Royal New Zealand Navy frigate Te Kaha was in town, along with the tanker Endeavour. No San Francisco newspaper mentioned the visit. I was alone with my 17mm lens.

Te Kaha (F77) is one of two Anzac class frigates in the Royal New Zealand Navy. Te Kaha is the Māori word for fighting prowess. It can travel at 30 miles per hour and carries the Phalanx CIWS anti-ship missile system and the RIM-7 Sea Sparrow anti-aircraft missile system.

HMNZS Te Kaha HMNZS Te Kaha at Pier 27

Te Kaha BowBow of the Te Kaha with Transamerica Pyramid in the background.

Sea Sparrow Launch DeckHMNZS Te Kaha funnels and vertical launch system

Te Kaha Flight DeckSH-2G Seasprite helicopter on deck of the HMNZS Te Kaha. 

Te Kaha 5-inch gun The five-inch (54 caliber) gun of the Te Kaha can fire 20 rounds 
per minute with a range of over 15 miles. Each shell weighs 14 pounds.

EndevourDeck of the New Zealand Endeavor tanker

Not Gay Enough

For there must be factions among you in order that those who are genuine among you may be recognized.  1 Corinthians 11:19

An engraving from ancient pre-Christian Rome tells us that the Iobacchi, the cult of Dionysus/Bacchus, had similar problems with factions among their members.

These bits of history came to mind when I spoke today with a guy marching in the San Francisco Pride Parade, also called San Francisco Gay Pride Parade. He carried a sign saying “Not Gay Enough.” I asked what it meant. He explained that his softball team, D2, had two years ago been stripped of 2nd-place title in the Gay Softball World Series because it was not gay enough. D2 included some bisexual members, and according to the guy I spoke with, after winning a game in the series they were challenged by the Atlanta Mudcats on their gayness. D2′s members were individually interrogated by league authorities who asked intrusive questions about their sexual behavior, after which they were thrown out of the series. A lawsuit now rages between the  National Center for Lesbian Rights and the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance.

Pride 2010

Now despite the fact that both sides feel wronged and that politics of sorts has again scarred the solemnity of baseball, this issue seems to be a mark of success that the affected community could take pride in.

Dare any of you, having a matter against his neighbor, go to law before the unrighteous, and not before the saints? 1 Corinthians 6:1

A small community under attack or condemnation doesn’t breed internecine warfare. That is the product of a group that has grown in strength to the point where the dangers of external foes have diminished. The epistle to the Corinthians makes it clear that factions existed in early Christianity and that Paul, or whatever school may have authored the book, just wanted everyone to get along like they did in the old days. This point is nailed home in the New Testament by comparison of similar statements in the gospels. The writer of Mark, certainly the oldest of the four gospels, has Jesus say that whoever is not against us is with us (9:40) but Matthew, no doubt written decades later (feel free to challenge me on this – smile) has Jesus make a bolder claim: “He who is not with me is against me.” George Bush preferred that latter version.

In any case I doubt that 40 years ago, when the first Gay Pride Parade was held in San Francisco, any gay sports team would have even considered challenging a bisexual team on such a matter. That’s progress. 

SF Pride Parade

Not gay enough was a thought that nagged me as I watched this parade. Partly because I felt a bit for the members of D2, but also for another reason. The success of the movement that gave rise to pride also attracts the commercial concerns that latch onto to any cause they see as an economic opportunity. It’s a minor complaint but it just seemed there were far too many peripheral politicians, martial arts groups and businesses straining terribly to associate themselves with the cause. I suppose that’s what parades have always been about, but at moments the thing, festive as it was, just seemed like it wasn’t gay enough.

Bet you thought I was going somewhere else with those New Testament quotes.

Pride 2010

Plate 1

I spent all day yesterday in the UC Berkeley Art History library researching third century Roman portraiture, particularly Marcus Aurelius Carinus and Claudius Gothicus. Mostly I used a wonderful set of books by Klaus Fittschen and Paul Zanker, the Katalog der römischen Porträts in den Capitolinischen Museen. My least favorite aspect of these fine works is their usability. Despite being printed in the early 1980′s (and costing about $500 per volume), the photos do not appear with the discussion of the sculptures. Most of the photos are together in a separate bound volume entitled “Plates.” Art historians are themselves rather bound to tradition and I can’t imagine the reason they have stuck with this practice, once necessary because of limitations of printing — putting a photo in a book was once a big deal. I’m reasonably sure that since you can now create your own personal hardback photo book and have it printed in a run of a single copy for about $40 that no printing limitations exist to placing those photos right there in the text where they’re relevant.

Ikea Tableware, Plate 1Ikea Tableware, Plate 1

The use of the term “plate” for a photo in a book dates back to the late 1800s when photography was actually done with plates. Starting around 1850, photography consisted of smearing a plate of glass with Collodion Solution - a messy substance with a lot of nasty chemicals in it – and then after the Collodion had partly coagulated, dipping the plate into a silver nitrate solution to produce a photosensitive silver halide coating on the plate. A decade or so later some bright chemist found a way to streamline the process by suspending all the gooey, smelly stuff in a single emulsion that plates could be coated with. That basic approach stuck for decades until George Eastman and his Eastman Dry Plate Company invented the film negative, which was no longer a plate.

Emperor Carinus
Marcus Aurelius Carinus, Museo Capitolino, Rome

During those golden years of plate photography, authors of books with photos in them used the term plate in their text to direct readers to the image: see Plate 1Plate was a natural term for the printing world since picture printing was done by engraving an image onto metal plates. Attach the plate to a cylinder in a printing press and you get mass production of book images. Since plate was more relevant to producers than consumers of books, the term generally gave way to “Photo 1″ or “Figure 1″ over the years, except for books about art, which seemed to want to remind us that a quality picture in a book was no ordiary matter and should be celebrated with respectful legacy terminology.

Ikea Tableware, Plate 1, Plate 2, & Bowl 1
Ikea Tableware Plate 1, Plate 2, and Bowl 1

Photographer friends of mine over the last year seem to have been caught up in the gooey emulsion of plates, amusing since most of their photography involves no physical media at all – not in the recording process nor in publishing and presentation. These plates are made of pixels. I chuckled at this puzzling posturing, possibly born of a yearning for a past never experienced by the yearner. It appeared my friends had wet plate envy. Perhaps if Pentax could add a smell module to digicams we’d all feel a bit more like we were really doing something when we employ photons to prepare pixels.

3rd Century Roman
3rd Century Mystery Man. Gothicus?

Plate is a nice tight word though. It pops off your tongue with more punch than foe toe…, which seems to take forever to pass the lips. You’re never sure when photo starts or ends, which is certainly why the masses opt for picture instead. People pay attention to “P” words; they have impact. But for photographers a picture is what their children draw for them in grade school. Plate addresses this problem respectably, and I’ll pester pals who put forth plate no more. Power to the plate people.

Dinner, Plate 1
Dinner, Plate 1

The Wild Birds of Heaven

Give me a dark holler
Where the sun don’t ever shine,
Where the wild birds of heaven
Can’t hear me when I whine.

Victoria Crowned PigeonVictoria Crowned Pigeon

 I remember those lyrics from a hillbilly song when I was young. Call it country and western if you like, but that term is way to broad from what we used to listen to. I’m talking more up a holler than Nashville. Not southern, folk, rockabilly or bluegrass. I mean Grandpa Jones, Stringbean, and Hank Snow at the outside edge.

Odd thing is – with all the search engine technology out there I could find no record of such a song or it’s lyrics. A Google search does show the second place I recall seeing that rhyme (slightly different wording) – a short story, The Wild Birds of Heaven,  in Richard Brautigan’s Revenge of the Lawn. A caver friend, Bill Prewitt, gave me that book when I was in college. The story deals with a frustrated father whose wife has sided with the kids: ”Get a new television set for the kids. What are you: some kind of human monster?”

The phrase wild birds of heaven seems to have been around for a while. It appears in a 1940 Journal of the Asiatic Society of Bengal report where the author claims to have been to a site never trodden before by human foot and rarely by the wild birds of heaven. In 1845, Frances Browne said in The Late Mrs. James Gray (Harry Houdini Collection Congress) that the wild birds of heaven were companions of whose converse dear Mrs’ Grey could never grow weary.

The wild birds of heaven shown here actually reside in the heavenly San Diego Wild Animal Park. They had to boot me out of the African Aviary at closing time.

Ringed TealRinged Teal

Red-knobbed HornbillRed-knobbed Hornbill

Eastern HammerkopEastern Hammerkop

The Weird Weird West

Figuring I was probably not the first person to notice that the “out west” had some really strange stuff in it in - not merely in pioneer days but in very recent times – I googled “weird west” and found that the term is trademarked by Pinnacle Entertainment Group. They are referring to a type of western movie that involves horror, the occult, and steampunk. But I’m simply referring to the feeling I get when I round a corner, stumble on some weird abandoned contraption or dwelling and wonder what could they have been thinking or how do you suppose that got there. None of this would ever happen around Boston. It’s the material that Conway Twitty might team up with Tom Waits to cover.

Happy in the Moment
Happy in the Moment

Rincon Cafe, Gonzales, CA
Rincon Cafe

Guess you heard about Nash
Sleepy, but not tired


Some gotta lose

Why I Hate Art Museums, Part 2

Last time I griped about how art museum curators have hijacked art by selecting artists not on talent but on their ability to produce conceptual bullshit. In writeups on exhibit pieces, curators no longer suggest what the artist might be trying to say; they state it with authority. It comes with a fat slice of their political views, and is yours for the price of an admission ticket.    

A favorite example comes from a 2003 exhibit of works by Sam Durant I saw at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. The exhibit included Durant’s Partially Buried 1960s/70s Dystopia Revealed (Mick Jagger at Altamont), now on display at the Chicago Museum of Contemporary Art. Durant’s piece involves drawings, piles of dirt, and full-size tar paper shacks, obviously tied (derivative, some might say…) to Robert Smithson’s famous Partially Buried Woodshed on the campus of Kent State University. As the Chicago curator explains it:    

Durant parallels this symbolic historical comparison with the way in which Smithson’s Partially Buried Woodshed came to memorialize not only the students who were killed at Kent State, but in many ways the promise of the 1960s, an entropy unto itself.    

While viewing Partially Buried 1960s/70s Dystopia you listen to some tape loops of Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones and are supposed to think about the contrast between the peaceful Woostock festival and the Altamont concert where four people were killed in violence as the Stones performed Brown Sugar. I did  in fact think of those things; I was instructed to do so.    

The LACMA writeup explained how Durant’s drawings “provocatively bring together the racist misogynist lyrics with references to process-based art from the same period.”    

Why I Hate Art Museums 

I’ve never really cared for the Rolling Stones, but I object. I have nothing against Durant’s piece, though he’s been at this for about fifteen years and some fresh dirt might be warranted. But its meta-art, the insipid write-ups that follow it, that I see as truly shallow works of idleness and impotent stupidity recycled among curator whores looking for handouts from limousine liberals.   

This blog post is an appeal to wealthy ex-hippie donors to say you’ve had enough. After all, you guys were there when Jagger sang Brown Sugar.    

   

I recall that the Rolling Stones toured with Ike and Tina Turner. They obviously outright worshipped Howlin’ Wolf, as is obvious in footage of Brian Jones introducing Howlin’ Wolf on a televised 1964 performance. The Stones seemed to revere Jimmy Reed, Muddy Waters and Willie Dixon too; the references in the Stones’ music and lyrics are obvious. Jagger toured with Stevie Wonder and later Living Colour I believe. Also Billy Preston, Buddy Guy, Muddy Waters, and Peter Tosh. So it might be just a touch of a history rewrite to call Jagger a racist.  

“Well the gal’ in danger, de gal in chains, but she keep on pushin’, would you do the same?    

 These are the words to Sweet Black Angel, a 1972 Rolling Stones song where Jagger pays tribute to political activist Angela Davis, then in prison on a murder charge. Oh the irony of it. It almost warrants an art exhibit.    

SF MOMA at Night

Why I Hate Art Museums

SF MOMAWell, I don’t completely hate them. I’m a member of all the local museums and I visit them fairly often. I guess it’s the artistis’ and curators’ political agendas that have come to irk me. Life in San Francisco is sufficiently politicized already. It would be nice to visit SF MOMA just once without being blamed for slavery, the plight of downtrodden workers in central America, and obesity in school children.

One might excuse the artists. They are unsubtly directed by their educations and by grants. It goes without saying that artists have unique insights into what troubles America and that their vital role in contemporary culture is to communicate this timely evangel through art. Curators channel that expression just a bit too much for my taste, turning exhibits into sophomoric political statements expressed in overblown and obtuse language.

Consequently, exhibit rooms become crowded with people gathered round lengthy write-ups on the exhibit pieces, trying to decode a curator’s undecipherable complexification which examines [museums love using which as a restrictive pronoun] the artist’s recontextualization of something or other vis-à-vis capitalism’s chokehold on social justice.

Next time at in SFMOMA, watch the crowd. Note the amount of time visitors spend reading about a piece compared to the time they spend looking at it. Standing while reading someone else’s opinion – probably less informed than my own – is bad enough. Reading four paragraphs to discern only something vague about my demographic being the bourgeois oppressors kills my desire to see the art. But there’s other art to see  in the museum.

SF MOMA

SF MOMA

SF MOMA

SF MOMA

SF MOMA Lobby